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Always Live

Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.

$24.00

12 oz · whole bean or ground

Choose your grind

1

Free shipping over $40

Roasted to order

The Story

Event

The camera is rolling, the chat is moving, and there is always one more box waiting just outside the frame. Made for the break room that treats sleep like an optional setting. Rip the pack, chase the hit, call the bounty, and keep it live.

Coffee Profile

TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — ONE MORE BOX · A MOVING CHAT · THE HIT OF THE NIGHT SMACK METER — 1/5 · Light Chirp

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.

Championship Guarantee

We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.

Nutrition Facts

Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed

Smack Meter

1/5 — Light Chirp

Hours Live

All Of Them

Boxes On Deck

One More

Chat Speed

Unreasonable

Bounties Chased

Every One

Stream Ending Soon

Absolutely Not

* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.

Keep the roster stocked