On the Clock
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
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Roasted to order
The Story
Event
The board is glowing, the clock is running, and every person in the room is still convinced their rankings are the smart ones. Built for Draft Nation nights when the pool is lit, the war rooms are full, and one pick can turn a draft plan into a victory lap or a public collapse. You're on the clock. Act like it.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied. French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil TASTES LIKE — STADIUM LIGHTS · A LIVE DRAFT BOARD · PANIC AT PICK 1.03 SMACK METER — 2/5 · Side-Eye
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — Side-Eye
Mock Drafts Completed
47
Seconds On The Clock
30
War Rooms Locked In
All Of Them
Picks Immediately Regretted
One
Season Officially Started
Right Now
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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