The Buy-In
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Ritual
Every league has one owner who needs six reminders, three payment links, and a deadline extension they pretend not to have seen. This one is for the leagues that collect the dues, protect the prize pool, and pay the winner without turning the group chat into small-claims court.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced. Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala TASTES LIKE — PAID DUES · A PROTECTED POT · ONE OWNER STILL TYPING SMACK METER — 2/5 · Side-Eye
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — Side-Eye
Owners Paid
11 Of 12
Reminder Texts Sent
Too Many
Prize Pool Protected
Fully
Payout Drama
$0
That One Guy's Excuse
Pending
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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