Our Story

Fantasy sports gave us lifelong friendships, chronic anxiety, and a group chat we can never leave. League Roast started as a joke shipment to our league’s last-place finisher. Now we turn the people, rituals, victories, and spectacular failures that make a league worth caring about into premium coffee—roasted to order and shipped as evidence. Every roast has a motive: Flex, Shame, Ritual, or Event. The Smack Meter tells you whether it lands like a friendly jab or a full group-chat felony. Draft-weekend capsules bring the energy in person. Roast Your Rival will make it personal. We’re not here to make peace. We’re here to make sure the coffee’s better than your roster—because trash talk hits harder when it lands on their doorstep.