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The First Coffee of Fantasy Sports

Premium Beans. Brutal Roasts.

Ethically Sourced

Direct relationships with farmers. Fair wages. Sustainable practices.

Ethically Sourced

Direct relationships with farmers. Fair wages. Sustainable practices.

Globally Sourced

Beans from Central America, South America, and Africa.

Globally Sourced

Beans from Central America, South America, and Africa.

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn’t exist until you buy it.

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn’t exist until you buy it.

The Lineup

Every blend is a roast. From Draft Day hope to last place shame—we’ve got one for every moment of your fantasy season.

Draft Day Dark Roast

For The Overprepper

Medium-Dark Roast · Rich cocoa, toasted nuts, full-bodied · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico

You’ve been prepping since March. You have a draft board. You have a spreadsheet. You have a spreadsheet for your spreadsheet. Bold, relentless coffee for commissioner energy.

$18

Draft Day Dark Roast

For The Overprepper

Medium-Dark Roast · Rich cocoa, toasted nuts, full-bodied · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico

You’ve been prepping since March. You have a draft board. You have a spreadsheet. You have a spreadsheet for your spreadsheet. Bold, relentless coffee for commissioner energy.

$18

Lucky Bastard Blend

For The Lucky One

Light Roast · Blackberry acidity, caramel sweetness, hints of plum and black tea · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil

You won. Congratulations. Was it skill? Was it luck? Doesn’t matter — you’re insufferable now and everyone knows it. Made for people who don’t deserve their good fortune.

$18

Lucky Bastard Blend

For The Lucky One

Light Roast · Blackberry acidity, caramel sweetness, hints of plum and black tea · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil

You won. Congratulations. Was it skill? Was it luck? Doesn’t matter — you’re insufferable now and everyone knows it. Made for people who don’t deserve their good fortune.

$18

Commissioner's Reserve

For The One In Charge

Medium Roast · Rich praline sweetness, smooth body, perfectly balanced · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala

You set the rules. You settle the disputes. You send the reminders nobody reads. You are the commissioner, and this is your reward.

$20

Commissioner's Reserve

For The One In Charge

Medium Roast · Rich praline sweetness, smooth body, perfectly balanced · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala

You set the rules. You settle the disputes. You send the reminders nobody reads. You are the commissioner, and this is your reward.

$20

Smooth Brain Blend

For The Last Place Finisher

French Roast (Dark) · Bittersweet chocolate, toasty, bold and full-bodied · Sourced from Brazil

This blend was made specifically for people who are bad at fantasy sports. Punishing, bitter, funny.

$18

Smooth Brain Blend

For The Last Place Finisher

French Roast (Dark) · Bittersweet chocolate, toasty, bold and full-bodied · Sourced from Brazil

This blend was made specifically for people who are bad at fantasy sports. Punishing, bitter, funny.

$18

THE HALL OF SHAME

“Best punishment for our last-place finisher.” – Dave, Chicago ★ “Tastes like victory and my commissioner’s tears.” – Sarah, NY ★ “Draft Day Dark Roast fueled our 14-hour draft. Legendary.” – Chris, Philly ★ “My league now settles disputes over a cup. Highly recommend.” – Jen, Denver ★ “Sent Smooth Brain to our taco. He knew exactly why.” – Marcus, Austin ★ “Luckiest guy in our league drinks Lucky Bastard and somehow got worse.” – Nina, Seattle ★ “Commissioner’s Reserve is the only thing keeping our rules chat civil.” – Rob, Boston ★ “A bold roast for people who draft three kickers.” – Eli, Atlanta ★ “Smells like playoffs. Tastes like receipts.” – Morgan, Phoenix ★ “Our draft board was chaos. The coffee was elite.” – Priya, Jersey ★

The Season Pass

Your season told in coffee. Every shipment is timed to the moment — the right blend arrives when your fantasy season needs it most.

Same brew. Same seat. Don’t jinx it.

MONTHLY GRIND

$22/month

Your blend. Your ritual. Your call.

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• 1 bag per month (12oz) · Choose your blend each month · Cancel anytime · Free shipping on orders $40+

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MONTHLY GRIND

$22/month

Your blend. Your ritual. Your call.

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• 1 bag per month (12oz) · Choose your blend each month · Cancel anytime · Free shipping on orders $40+

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SEASON PASS

$80 / 2 deliveries

The bookends of your season.

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Lock In Season Pass

FULL SEASON

$130 / 3 deliveries

Beginning. Middle. End.

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• Act 1 (March): Draft Day Dark Roast + Opening Day Blend • Act 2 (June): The Fleece + STFU Blend • Act 3 (September): Championship Blend + League Loser Blend • Free shipping always · All exclusive blends · Early access to new blends

Go Full Season

FULL SEASON

$130 / 3 deliveries

Beginning. Middle. End.

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Go Full Season

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Live Experience

“Start or Sit” Coffee Bar

Get your roster questions answered while you grab a brew. Our live activation brings fantasy advice to your local draft party—hot takes and hot coffee.

Free Samples

Try every blend before you buy

Free Samples

Try every blend before you buy

Live Takes

Start/Sit advice from the pros

Live Takes

Start/Sit advice from the pros

Pop-Up Events

At major sports bars nationwide

Pop-Up Events

At major sports bars nationwide

Draft Parties

Book us for your league’s big day

Draft Parties

Book us for your league’s big day

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