
League Roast
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
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The Story
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This blend was made specifically for the person running this circus. You wrote the rules, you enforce the rules, and somehow you're still the villain of the group chat. Arguments that grown adults shouldn't be having? All handled. Will the power corrupt you? Obviously. Nobody appreciates you. This coffee does.
Tastes Like
Notes of raw power, unpaid dues, and quietly simmering resentment.
Nutritional Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
“I’m Busy That Weekend” Texts
14
People Who Still Haven’t Paid
9
Disputes Settled
47
Arguments Grown Adults Shouldn’t Have
All Handled
Thank-Yous Received
0
Will The Power Corrupt You
Obviously
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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