
League Roast
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
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The Story
Ritual
This blend was made specifically for the person who started mock drafting in March, for a league that doesn't draft until August, and who sends 47 messages about the draft date only to still pick second. 39 mock drafts. 128 sleepers identified. Only 3 of them panned out, and the math was never really the point. You've got a tier list for your tier list and a backup plan for your backup plan. Will all that prep survive kickoff? Ask us after Week 1. Overprepared, underappreciated, and proud of it.
Tastes Like
Notes of blind optimism, fresh spreadsheet ink, and a sleeper pick that never pans out.
Nutritional Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Mock Drafts Completed
39
Spreadsheets Maintained
6
Sleepers Identified
128
Sleepers That Panned Out
3
Hours Lost to Research
∞
Regrets
0
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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