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Draft Day Dark Roast

Draft Day Dark Roast

Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.

$24.00

12 oz · whole bean or ground

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The Story

Ritual

This blend was made specifically for the person who started mock drafting in March, for a league that doesn't draft until August, and who sends 47 messages about the draft date only to still pick second. 39 mock drafts. 128 sleepers identified. Only 3 of them panned out, and the math was never really the point. You've got a tier list for your tier list and a backup plan for your backup plan. Will all that prep survive kickoff? Ask us after Week 1. Overprepared, underappreciated, and proud of it.

Tastes Like

Notes of blind optimism, fresh spreadsheet ink, and a sleeper pick that never pans out.

Nutritional Facts

Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed

Mock Drafts Completed

39

Spreadsheets Maintained

6

Sleepers Identified

128

Sleepers That Panned Out

3

Hours Lost to Research

Regrets

0

* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.

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