League Roast

Lucky Bastard Blend

Lucky Bastard Blend

Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.

$24.00

12 oz · whole bean or ground

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1

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Roasted to order

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The Story

Flex

You won. Congratulations. Was it skill? Was it luck? Doesn't matter, you're insufferable now and everyone knows it. Zero skill involved. 22 waiver claims won on pure luck turned into a championship nobody saw coming, including you. This coffee will make you 150% more smug. You don't deserve good things, and everyone in your league knows it. We're excited for your inevitable downfall.

Tastes Like

Notes of smugness, beginner’s luck, and thoroughly undeserved glory.

Nutritional Facts

Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed

Championships Won

1

Skill Involved

0%

Waiver Claims Won on Luck

22

Trash Talk Earned

Maximum

Actually Deserved It

Debatable

Will Mention It Forever

Yes

* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.

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