
League Roast
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
Subscribe & save 10%
The Story
Flex
You won. Congratulations. Was it skill? Was it luck? Doesn't matter, you're insufferable now and everyone knows it. Zero skill involved. 22 waiver claims won on pure luck turned into a championship nobody saw coming, including you. This coffee will make you 150% more smug. You don't deserve good things, and everyone in your league knows it. We're excited for your inevitable downfall.
Tastes Like
Notes of smugness, beginner’s luck, and thoroughly undeserved glory.
Nutritional Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Championships Won
1
Skill Involved
0%
Waiver Claims Won on Luck
22
Trash Talk Earned
Maximum
Actually Deserved It
Debatable
Will Mention It Forever
Yes
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
Keep the roster stocked

Draft Day Dark Roast
$24.00

Commissioner's Reserve
$24.00

Lucky Bastard Blend
$24.00

Smooth Brain Blend
$24.00

Waiver Report (RotoBaller)
$25.00

The Spin (Fantasy Spin)
$25.00

The Expo Blend (FF Expo)
$25.00

Live From Vegas (VSiN)
$25.00