This blend was made specifically for the person who finished dead last. Again. Team was auto-drafted because you forgot draft day existed. 1,204 points left on the bench, most of them from a guy you never once started. Every trade offer vetoed on principle, every excuse rejected by the group chat. Three last-place finishes, zero lessons learned. The caffeine won't help either, it'll just fuel more bad decisions. Everyone's laughing. Drink up.