Always A Step Behind
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
You saw the notification. You clicked submit. Someone else's claim processed four seconds before yours, and now you're explaining that to the group chat. Made for the manager who's always juuust late. Smooth and balanced — unlike your waiver priority, which has seen better days.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Dried fruit. Bright citrus. Light body. Light Roast · South American blend TASTES LIKE — Late To The Party, Always Arriving After
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
3/5 — PERSONAL FOUL
Waiver Claims Lost
More Than Won
Seconds Too Late
Four
Priority Position
Rock Bottom
Excuses Made
Creative
Will Try Again
Obviously
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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