Waiver Wired
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Ritual
Every Monday, before anyone else is awake, you're already three tabs deep into the rankings, FAAB budget loaded and ready. This blend was made for the manager who treats waiver claims like a second job — because whoever gets there first, gets there right.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced. Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala TASTES LIKE — Fresh, Sharp, Daily
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — SIDE-EYE
Waiver Claims Won
Most Of Them
FAAB Spent
Aggressively
Priority Position
#1
Rankings Checked Weekly
Religiously
Sundays Ruined
Worth It
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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