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Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.

$24.00

12 oz · whole bean or ground

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Free shipping over $40

Roasted to order

The Story

Event

Every league fee this year went somewhere that mattered — toys under a tree, kids who needed it more than your trophy case did. This blend exists because fantasy football can actually do some good, one league at a time. Warm, bright, and worth every cup.

Coffee Profile

TASTING NOTES — Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea. Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil TASTES LIKE — Bright, Warm, Generous

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.

Championship Guarantee

We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.

Nutrition Facts

Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed

Smack Meter

1/5 — FRIENDLY FIRE

Toys Donated

Thousands

Dollars Raised

Growing Every Year

Leagues Participating

Hundreds

Good Deeds Logged

This Season

Karma Level

Earned

* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.

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