Bad Bitch Blend
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
Made for the woman who won your league while you were busy explaining fantasy football to her. “She got lucky.” “Her boyfriend set her lineup.” Keep talking. She'll keep winning. Zero fucks given. Beat the boys. Drink the coffee.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied. French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil TASTES LIKE — Notes of red lipstick, high heels, and beating every man who explained the rules.
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Times She “Got Lucky”
0
Boyfriends Who Set Her Lineup
0
Fucks Given
0
Leagues Won Explaining Rules To Her
Yours
Will Keep Winning
Guaranteed
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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