Bid Against Yourself.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
You spent forty-two dollars because you knew the room. The room spent zero dollars because it knew the player. A smooth medium roast with praline sweetness and the expensive finish of imaginary competition.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced. Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala TASTES LIKE — A LONELY BID · FAKE COMPETITION · AN OVERPAID BENCH PLAYER SMACK METER — 4/5 · Scorched Earth
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — Scorched Earth
Winning Bid
$42
Next Highest Bid
$0
Market Read
Imaginary
Bench Spots Filled
Needlessly
Value Captured
Technically
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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