Championship Blend
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
You didn't just make the playoffs. You won the whole thing, and you have the group chat screenshots to prove it. One trophy. Twelve months of bragging rights. This is the blend for the morning after the championship — still buzzing, still insufferable, already talking about next year.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea. Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil TASTES LIKE — Bright, Celebratory, Victory
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
1/5 — FRIENDLY FIRE
Championships Won
1 (So Far)
Trophy Location
Prime Shelf Space
League Fees Collected
In Full
Trash Talk Level
Earned
Repeat Attempt
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* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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