Commissioner On A Power Trip.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
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Roasted to order
The Story
Ritual
The rule was clear until it affected his team. Then came the emergency interpretation, the surprise vote, and a ruling nobody remembers approving. Deep dark roast for the tiny office, enormous authority, and suspiciously convenient timing.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body. Dark Roast · South American Blend TASTES LIKE — A RULE CHANGE · VETO POWER · A SUSPICIOUSLY TIMED RULING SMACK METER — 4/5 · Scorched Earth
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Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — Scorched Earth
Emergency Rulings
Convenient
Votes Recounted
Until Correct
Goalposts Moved
Several
Conflicts Of Interest
Ignored
Power Corrupted
Obviously
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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