Congrats, You Played Yourself.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
Nobody rejected your first offer. Nobody even countered. You just kept sweetening the deal until the other manager felt legally obligated to accept. Smooth, balanced, and considerably better constructed than your negotiation strategy.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced. Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala TASTES LIKE — A SELF-OWN · ZERO LEVERAGE · THE OTHER MANAGER'S SCREENSHOT SMACK METER — 4/5 · Scorched Earth
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — Scorched Earth
Counteroffers Received
0
Extras Volunteered
3
Leverage Maintained
None
Victory Laps Enabled
Too Many
Negotiation Grade
Self-Inflicted
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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