FAAB Around & Find Out.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
He caught three passes after halftime. By Wednesday morning, your budget was gone and his hamstring was questionable. Deep, velvety dark roast for the waiver addict who treats one useful quarter like an emergency auction.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body. Dark Roast · South American Blend TASTES LIKE — SEVENTY FAAB DOLLARS · ONE GOOD QUARTER · TUESDAY MORNING REGRET SMACK METER — 5/5 · League-Ending
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
5/5 — League-Ending
Budget Remaining
$3
Useful Quarters
1
Competing Bids
$11
Rostered By Friday
Questionable
Lesson Learned
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* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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