No Casuals
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Event
Nine contest formats, a live snake draft, and an entry fee that means this is not a league — it's a financial decision. Made for the managers chasing real money in the sport's most prestigious high-stakes circuit. Bold enough to match the stakes at the table.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Bold, Tense, High-Stakes
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — SIDE-EYE
Entry Fees
$125 – $20,000+
Top Prize
$300,000
Draft Formats
9
War Room Hours
Many
Stakes Level
Real
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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