I Called It
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
You called the breakout in Week 2. Nobody believed you. You have the screenshot, and you will be bringing it up for the rest of the season. Made for the manager who's never wrong and never lets anyone forget it. Bold, confident, insufferably correct.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Bold, Assertive, Impossible To Ignore
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — SIDE-EYE
Predictions Made
Many
Predictions Right
Just Enough
Screenshots Saved
All Of Them
Times Reminded You
Repeatedly
Humility Level
Zero
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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