League Loser Bundle
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
Dead last, again, and now there's a golden trophy on your desk to make sure nobody forgets it — least of all you. This blend is for whoever's stuck drinking out of the punishment mug this year. Bitter, dark, and exactly as much fun as finishing last.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied. French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil TASTES LIKE — Bitter, Humbling, Well-Deserved
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — SCORCHED EARTH
Final Standing
Last
Trophy Received
Golden, Unfortunately
Dignity Remaining
Little
Group Chat Roasts
Ongoing
Will Try Again
Next Year
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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