League Villain
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
You fleeced a trade nobody's forgiven you for, and honestly, you'd do it again. That's just who you are in this league now. Made for the manager everyone loves to hate. Dark, calculated, and always three moves ahead of the rest of the group chat.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied. French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil TASTES LIKE — Unapologetic, Aggressive, Dominates
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
3/5 — PERSONAL FOUL
Trades Fleeced
Several
Rivals Made
Most Of The League
Group Chat Enemies
A Few
Apologies Issued
Zero
Will Do It Again
Absolutely
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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