Lucky As Shit.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
Your opponents lost starters, tiebreakers, and basic motor function exactly when you needed them to. You call that roster construction. Bright blackberry, caramel sweetness, and the clean finish of walking untouched through everyone else's disasters.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea. Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil TASTES LIKE — INJURY LUCK · A BROKEN TIEBREAKER · UNDESERVED CONFIDENCE SMACK METER — 4/5 · Scorched Earth
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On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — Scorched Earth
Opponent Injuries
Convenient
Tiebreakers Won
All
Skill Claimed
Maximum
Adversity Faced
Minimal
Ring Accepted
Obviously
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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