On Air
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Ritual
The red light's on, the headphones are on, and you've got a hot take locked and loaded before the caller even finishes their question. Made for the 24/7 satellite-radio crowd — studio lighting, a mic that never really turns off, and coffee strong enough to survive the overnight shift.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Dark, Loud, Live
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
1/5 — FRIENDLY FIRE
Channels Tuned
87
Hours On Air
Countless
Callers Taken
Every Segment
Hot Takes Delivered
Daily
Mic Drops
A Few
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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