Realest Guy in the Room
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
Made for the one person in the room who has never described himself quietly. WWE Champion. Certified realest guy. Caffeinated as hell. If this bag feels like too much, it's working. Bada boom. How you doin'?
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Notes of championship gold, microphone volume, and being certified as hell.
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
WWE Championships
1
Volume Level
Bada Boom
Quiet Descriptions Of Self
0
Caffeine Level
As Hell
Too Much?
Working As Intended
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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