Still Alive
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Roasted to order
The Story
Event
Eighteen weeks, one pick at a time, and one wrong guess away from watching from the sidelines with everyone else who already busted. No rake, no mercy, all survivor. This blend is for the managers still checking the injury report at 11:58pm on a Sunday, praying their pick holds on.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Dark, Bold, High-Stakes
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — SIDE-EYE
Weeks Survived
So Far
Entries Remaining
Thinning Out
Prize Pool
$20,000,000
Picks Used Wisely
Debatable
Sweat Level
Maximum
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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