The Auction Disaster
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
You spent 60% of your budget on the first name that sounded good, and now you're filling out a bench with whatever's left over. This blend is for the panic-bidder in every auction draft. Bold, reckless, and completely out of budget by round three.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Burns Through Everything Fast
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
3/5 — PERSONAL FOUL
Budget Blown By
Pick 3
Dollars Overspent
Most Of Them
Panic Bids Placed
Several
Bench Warmers Overpaid
All Of Them
Regret Level
Rising
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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