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The Fleece

Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.

$24.00

12 oz · whole bean or ground

Choose your grind

1

Free shipping over $40

Roasted to order

The Story

Shame

The trade looked fair on paper. It was not fair. You realized that around Week 6, and by then it was far too late. Made for the sly trader who always seems to win the deal. Smooth on the way in, and you don't notice the damage until much later.

Coffee Profile

TASTING NOTES — Toffee. Dark chocolate. Bright citrus. Medium Roast · South American blend TASTES LIKE — Smooth Operator, Deceptively Good

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Roasted to Order

Your bag doesn\’t exist until you buy it. Fresh every time.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.

Championship Guarantee

We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.

Nutrition Facts

Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed

Smack Meter

4/5 — SCORCHED EARTH

Trades Won

Most Of Them

Value Extracted

Significant

Trust Broken

League-Wide

Will Offer Again

Guaranteed

Sly Level

Expert

* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.

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