The Homer
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
Another heartbreaking season. Another “wait till next year.” You renewed your tickets before the final whistle even blew. This blend is for the fan whose heart's been cracked a dozen times and still shows up every single Sunday. Hope, brewed daily.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea. Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil TASTES LIKE — Sentimental, Loyal, Stubborn
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
2/5 — SIDE-EYE
Seasons Endured
Many
Heart Broken
Repeatedly
Hope Remaining
Somehow, Still Full
Games Watched Anyway
Every One
Tickets Renewed
Already
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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