The Tryhard
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Flex
Every tab open, every spreadsheet cross-referenced, every stat line memorized before the season even starts. This is not a hobby anymore. Made for the manager who treats a redraft league like a full-time analyst job. Intense, high-octane, entirely too much for a Tuesday.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Chocolate-covered almonds. Maple syrup. Bright citrus. Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — Balanced, Meticulous, Researched
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
3/5 — PERSONAL FOUL
Monitors Running
Six
Spreadsheets Open
All Of Them
Sleep Lost
Significant
Stat Lines Memorized
Every One
Chill Level
None
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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