Veto This, Asshole.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
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Roasted to order
The Story
Shame
For one beautiful moment, every rival agreed on something: this trade was complete bullshit. Bold chocolate, caramelized sugar, and the unmistakable finish of twelve managers finding the veto button at once.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body. Dark Roast · South American Blend TASTES LIKE — A VETO POLL · TWELVE ANGRY OWNERS · COLLUSION WITHOUT THE PROFIT SMACK METER — 5/5 · League-Ending
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
5/5 — League-Ending
Veto Votes
Unanimous
Reasonable Explanations
0
Collusion Allegations
Immediate
League Unity
Historic
Trade Resubmitted
Somehow
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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