Waiver Wire Degenerate.
Whole-bean fantasy fuel, roasted to order and shipped with a side of trash talk.
$24.00
12 oz · whole bean or ground
Choose your grind
1
Free shipping over $40
Roasted to order
The Story
Ritual
Every Tuesday is a fresh start. Every Sunday is proof that none of the forty transactions mattered. Full-bodied coffee for the manager turning relentless activity into the exact same mediocre lineup.
Coffee Profile
TASTING NOTES — Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied. Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico TASTES LIKE — FORTY TRANSACTIONS · ZERO IMPROVEMENT · TUESDAY-MORNING DESPERATION SMACK METER — 4/5 · Scorched Earth
Free Shipping
On all orders over $40. Because you\’ve already paid enough in waiver bids.
Championship Guarantee
We can\’t guarantee you\’ll win. But we guarantee this coffee won\’t be the reason you lose.
Nutrition Facts
Per Season · Values Not Guaranteed
Smack Meter
4/5 — Scorched Earth
Roster Moves
40
Points Added
Debatable
Sleep Lost
Plenty
Players Re-Acquired
Several
Final Standing
Unchanged
* Trash-talk content may exceed the recommended daily intake.
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